Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023

Millennieitis

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.

i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

by bookmillsarescary March 9, 2021

millennialize

when a millennial trivializes their way out of an uncomfortable conversation, or situation to avoid being wrong, or taking responsibility for their action(s) or inaction(s)

Please don't millennialize the fact that you didn't recycle that empty soda can that you left in the refrigerator again, honey. Just recycle it next time.

by Vageena Lopez July 29, 2017

Millennialing

Behaving like an individual who avoids the behaviours expected of a responsible and mature adult. Sarcastically used by adults regarding behaviours (or lack thereof) demonstrating a lack of maturity by millennial's who sarcastically use adulting to validate moments of maturation.

I had smashed avo for breakfast this morning, there goes my home loan deposit #millennialing

I had bills and assignments due this week but millennialing is setting me free

by Redav June 4, 2018

Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.

Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.

by Skippy n family March 10, 2019

Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019