forty miles

In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quad tens.

"Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)

by Coell May 14, 2005

internet miles

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.

Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver

by StANTo August 23, 2009

Miles Eggworth

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

Spit-mile

Spit-mile: noun, a spitable distance, sometimes exaggerated to emphasize proximity.

Justin don’t throw that bucket of gas on the fire, we live a spit-mile from the fire station and we don’t have a permit.

by scrapemyvag July 25, 2019

Sgt Miles

A character from the video game Slendytubbies 3. He also shows up in Slendytubbies Apocalypse DLC and Slendytubbies What Comes After. He's sometimes a dick but he can also be very nice. He's usually only nice to Anne, though.

Sgt Miles is a dick. He slapped me just because I was hallucinating.

by Bæn October 20, 2020

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015