portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

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I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

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Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

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post-microwave

The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.

"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."

"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

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Ghetto Microwave

1. A microwave that doesn't have buttons but a dial instead and makes a ding sound when done. Also burns hot dogs.
2. Also can be used to describe something that sucks

1. My ghetto microwave broke down... Again.

2. Damn! This is so ghetto like Chris's microwave!

by AsianD3fin3r March 29, 2009

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Curry Microwave

Curry Microwave, noun. A microwave, often found in British households, which is dedicated to preparing and microwaving curries.

This is due to the scent of curries tainting the “main microwave”, so an additional dedicated curry microwave is required.

Could you please make a curry in the curry microwave?

The curry microwave needs cleaned.

Could you stop making curries in the main microwave, we have a curry microwave for that!

by FoostiePoonTang March 10, 2020

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