by OSWALD MCGEE April 8, 2021
Get the Mitesh miraclemug. A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.
"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016
Get the Miracle seedsmug. The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
Get the Marinated Marble Miraclemug. Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.
She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."
by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022
Get the Dating Miraclemug. Miracle- a shaggy ass booty bitch she know here couchi stink inside and out and it be burning u say imma hoe at least my couchi don't stink
by Maylasia Hawkawns October 26, 2019
Get the Miraclemug. When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.
Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.
by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023
Get the Quantifiable Miraclemug. When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.
by CGering July 7, 2020
Get the Miracle Bowlmug.