Meth Balls

When you've been slamming crystal meth and it feels like you put your testicals in a vice grip and wrenched it as tight as you can, (without bursting the sac) then getting a blow torch setting fire to the nearly bursted sac. Hit the sac with the blow torch till its glowing on fire then have your buddy take a baseball bat and swing as hard as he can until you nuts are a hot pile of mush. Once you accomplish this feat I recommend taking your buddy to a strip club and find the stripper with the boniest ass and buy a lap dance for him! Got to love Meth Balls

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by lostsoul5150 July 13, 2011

meth dick

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Don't worry, it will return to normal size within the next few days; the length of time probably depending on how much of the drug you have taken.

"Fuck, I can't show her this--I feel like a toddler when I look in the mirror. I got meth dick bad."

by Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication September 22, 2008

Meth mess

Someone who fucked up their life because of meth

Guy 1: wow amber is a meth mess
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: somebody of whom meth fucked up their life

by Sumdumho November 12, 2014

Cyber Meth

Any online game or activity that is extremely addicting. Usually referring World of Warcraft.

Coworker: "Hey you should check out this new game I've been playing, its awesome."

Coworker2: "No way man, thats cyber meth. It will take over my life."

by Jon-Mark March 18, 2008

methadonian

A person who is on methadone maintanence and uses methadone as their drug of choice, is extremely lethargic and can be found in a stupor, zombie like all day long. Can usually be found either standing, leaning or nodding out on a corner not far from the clinic. Methadonian is a term found most commonly in the ghettoes of New York City, where there are more methadone clinics than anywhere else in the World. Just as there are crackheads, dope fiends and speed freaks, there are Methadonians.

Yo mang check out them methadonians them ni**** is straight fiends son!

In Washington Heights, you will always find the methadonians hanging out at Burger King on 181 St. & St Nick.

by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006

meth fiend

A wordmeth/word addict, commonly known as being shrivelled up, hunched over, desperate losers who roam the streets either peddling stolen property to get more meth, scavenging meth from dealers, or violently attacking people in a vague, crazed attempt to get more meth. The true scum of the drug world.

"Fuck, what a meth fiend"
"I saw some meth fiend passed out on teh sidewalk before - what a loser"
"Meth fiends are pathetic"
"I got assaulted by some random meth fiend on the corner of 10th and 21st"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

meth

A stupid drug made used and made by white trash that's made out of cold medicine and other easily obtained chemicals.

After stealing a bunch of cold medicine from Target, the cops followed him back to his meth lab.

by jingjong February 17, 2005