Face Melter

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010

meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009

meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

by Astr01 March 12, 2010

Dunkadelic Stat-Meter

Is a basketball term for the number of Dunks recorded by a player in a game and or season. Is not an official statistic by most leagues but is recorded by individual teams for players.

Amare Stoudemire is number 1 in the NBA on the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter averaging 3.1 dunks per game. Shaquille O'Neal is leading the NBA in the Dunkadelic Stat-Meter catagory with over 200 dunks for the season.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 27, 2005

metter

man sweater = metter

someone with a hairy chest and back so much that it looks like a sweater

Josh used all my conditioner to tame his metter.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008