Full McConnell

When you fuck your opponent in his turtle neck pouch. Named after Mitch McConnell.

Democrats do not have enough votes for a Full McConnell blockage of the next Supreme Court nominee.

by francesermongo13 June 27, 2018

Ryan Mcconnell

Cunt that stinks of cum

Ryan Mcconnell is such a Cunt

by Fartingfaggot203 June 22, 2020

mitch mcconnell

swag daddy

“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”

by mitchmcconnellstan January 2, 2021

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019

McCormick

A kind of spice

woooooooo thanx McCormick

by farts. 100 times January 16, 2009

Mcconnellret

a giant fat cuck who is a leech and a shitty streamer the worst ret paladin in the world who has no value in life and no talents his only purpose is the act as Asmongold's sidekick who is better than him Mcconnell is jealous of Asmongold's fame when Asmongold streamed for years consistently and provided entertaining content while Mcconnnell was crying about how unfair life is and how he reads Marx he also goes by the name McCuck

"Dude did you see Asmongold's stream last night? I heard Mcconnellret was on it!"
"No, ew, fuck McCuck screw that fatty!"

by Sir Defines Stuff October 2, 2018

Bruce McConkie

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009