maxin monday

for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.

established in 2009 in M'boro, TN

"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"

by Clever Kate September 24, 2009

maximalian

The person who gets their name spelt wrong...

Maximilian
“It’s spelt Maximalian”

by Maximalian March 23, 2018

Maximuzed

When a person has jacked off to so much hentai they can no longer achieve an erection from anything in the real world.

Poor bernardo, he cant get it up anymore! all that hentai got him maximuzed.

by blooisblooisbloo March 29, 2020

MAXIMUS

skinny twig amazing looks and amazing hair the best person in the world 👀

Maximus is special

by Madujduf if July 23, 2020

Maxiel

Maxiel is the hottest human

Maxiel is hot

by elfjoelsnwxbfjie November 7, 2021

Maximus Dumbas

(Noun) Anyone whose name is max

That man over there is a very big Maximus Dumbas

by furriesrgay January 22, 2022

gorgeomus maximus

To be smoking hot, banging from head to toe all wrapped up into one package.

Liv Tyler is gorgeomus maximus.

by buttermus November 5, 2010