A man who has short stubby thumbs and a small dick. He likes to wear a backwards hat to make him feel better about his small dick. He likes men but is dating multiple bitched at the same time who are only with him for his money. They are only 4/10.
by jerrygoldsteg February 15, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a common name for a boy, who is a monkey that fell in love with a gay marine named Michael.
by J the "Monkey" February 2, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is a great amazing sweet guy that will make you blush. Although he might seem sweet he can be violent. Over all he's nice smart cute and loves to cuddle.
Matthew is so amazing!
Matthew is the best guy I have ever met.
You'll never find someone better than Matthew!
Matthew is the best guy I have ever met.
You'll never find someone better than Matthew!
by Hello_human February 10, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew (or Matt/Matty) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. They have a really big penis and are extremely good in bed. They are also into things (sexually) (ex:fetish’s) some people would not be into. Known to be players but when they meet that special guy, their sold. Matthew's Are tough and solid, but after you get to know them their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and some guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.
by Name.meanings.1912 May 27, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A mean hoe who dates pretty girls but cant keep them because he is a crybaby and cries over the smallest things he does in the relationship. He likes other girls while he is dating someone and lies straight to their faces. HOE
by littleunknown__3 November 9, 2017
Get the Matthewmug.