Maxturbating

The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.

Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!

by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018

Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018

mansturbating

Mansturbating is a process of masturbating to a man but it automatically removes the gay in it.

- I mansturbated to this sexy man yesterday
- That's cool, no homo in mansturbating

by Folrn September 5, 2018

Massturbating

Massturbating is masturbating during church, or while reading the bible, looking at a cross, etc.

Angela: Yeah, I heard she was massturbating in church yesterday.
also angela: What a pervert! She belongs on a cross

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 8, 2019

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022

madturbating

Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.

Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?

by EnbySithLord January 7, 2023

Musturbating

When a male wishes to partake in single-handed autoeroticism, however they have run out of lubricant such as lotion. In this case, they use mustard as a substitute for lubricant.

"Mom! Q is musturbating again!"
"Goddamnit don't you have any lotion???"

by mew0mori January 13, 2024