cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.

Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.

by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009

cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.

Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.

by Coe Island April 17, 2014

Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask

Andre has a chunky mask

by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022

mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.

Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.

by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020

911 MASK

The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.

The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.

by MathPlus May 3, 2021

Mask Piracy

When morally bankrupt individuals flushed with cash tried to divert a shipment of masks bound for a certain country to another destination, while the goods were being transferred between planes in a transit country.

Besides sending people waving cash to buy a planeload of masks meant for France on the tarmac in China, the Trump administration was accused of mask piracy after diverting 200,000 masks meant for Germany to its shores while they were on transit in Thailand.

by MathPlus April 27, 2022

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022