Mark

Smug little git. Also known as someone with absolutely no chat

Mark is such a smug little git, even though he has no chat.

by Lauryn07 November 9, 2017

Mark

Mark will get your trust and your heart, just to hurt and manipulate you. He's most likely bipolar and is more like a Jekyll and Hyde character. He makes you feel less of a person and is never there for you unless you are blood. Mark is very materialistic and never cares about his girlfriends or wife's health. He is a complete asshole. He's very narcissistic. Everything has to be done for him or on his own time. He is never happy and loves to rub your nose in something he does better. Known for cheating and known to be unattached to the real world.

Mark is a complete asshole

by Readyforthebest July 8, 2018

Mark

A person who entrances many people into thinking he is a cute harmless boy, but he is actually a demon 👺

That kid‘s such a Mark.

by Tonee T. March 28, 2019

Mark

Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.

Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*

by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017

Mark

A Total cunt who is hated by all, he is that hated when he joined the Army he was shot 3 times by his sqaud. Mark is also a uncontrollable pathological liar (not a very good one).

Man that guy Mark is a huge cunt.

by v6 ToXiiCz January 19, 2017

Mark

Another term for hemeroid due to it being red and bloody

I should get my marks removed, they are hurting my ass..

by Aweeeeq February 9, 2018

Mark

Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.

I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!

by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019