maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

Manipumullened

To experience a manipumullen can be a bad life experience.

Ever been in the middle of a good day and received an invitation from a friend to find out you've been manipumullened into a bad situation.

I'm 99% sure everyone has a person in their life that you need to keep at arms length just incase you find yourself in a manipumullen

I got completely manipumullened today, I was told there's parking but had to walk 10 miles to the destination

I was manipumullened today because I was promised a cheap day which actually set me back much more than I was told

Guess what I've been manipumullened again I was sold this idea as a dream but it turned out the person was talking out of his backside again.

by 85_dh October 4, 2022

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.

Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.

by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.

Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.

Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.

by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023

maximum faggotry

A faggot who is committing maximum faggotry. Typically named Caroline.

Dude that's like really faggoty, like maximum faggotry
Must be a Caroline

by Seniorcreep351@8 October 13, 2023