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Toaster Mafia

A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.

This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.

Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.

The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.

Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".

Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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Epic Mafia

A site where the objective is to spam the most in a chatroom, create make-believe friends over the internet, and compose bullshit theories about a game where a majority of victory is based on luck. Known for pissers who usually rage like hell, because points in an online game are all that they have in their miserable existence. This usually contributes to people committing suicide and/or falling into a coma and turning into a vegetable.

Birthplace of online gonorrhea.
lucidrains: Come to Epic Mafia for family fun, asshole!
by laexio January 2, 2012
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Kush Mafia

Kush Mafia; N- or for short "KM". Just a bunch of 15-16 year old stoner fags who think their cool because they smoke weed, roll and trip out to their fingers and go to parties like it's college but will eventually be too dumb and lazy to even make it in to one and will never get to experience the real thing. They are actually far from a mafia and not even close to being a gang because they're too pussy to do shit even if you diss their little group in front of them to their face. They reside in Burbank, California where the only thing a cop will do to you is give you a ticket for j-walking or riding a bike with out a helmet because nothing else goes on. They constantly argue like bitches over who's the leader of the "KM" before they take their first bong rip. Kids who watch a little too much "Friday". Some go to Burroughs High and you can usually find some of them playing hacky sack in the middle of the quad during lunch while they kiss Bob Marley picture in their binders.
Jack: Yea fool I just joined this sick ass mafia.

Bob: Oh really thats cool. By the way me and my friends are having a little kick back at my place with the ladys. I've got brew and then we might go dirt biking after the next day. You can come if you want.

Jack: Haha Naaaahhhhhh dawg ima go blaze fat at my homie Franks house. Kush Mafia nigga! Dont front!

Bob: Fag.
by fuck837464433 April 11, 2010
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scissor gang mafia

-Noun.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
by Michael J. Waldren April 9, 2008
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Mafia

by anonymous April 27, 2004
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three 6 mafia

memphis rappers
theyre dope
their old stuff was better, but the new stuff aint bad either
check out mystic stylez and some of the underground editions for their best shit
by niggasense February 13, 2005
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fat boy mafia

A group of fat people that sticks up for the little guy and "takes care of" things for people if they are asked to. Fat Boy Mafia members always stick up for each other. The usual requirement to join the Fat boy Mafia is to do at least one of the following: 1) Be fat, 2) Have a high level of "phatness", 3) Do something worthy of being declared honorably fat.
Skinny guy: That guy stole my books!
Fat guy: We'll get 'em back. Don't worry, the Fat Boy Mafia's got ya back!
by jmasta264 January 26, 2006
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