Macleay

Macleay is the best friend you will ever have no one can compare. She is funny and smart and sexy. She is hot AF and has gorgeous hair.

Macleay’s make the best girlfriends:)

by Carson :) January 26, 2022

Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022

Malea

Malea is the greatest girl in the world. The perfect person. You know what you got when you got a Malea. Beautiful, sweet, kind, and always willing to help and listen to you. The best person to share a life with, the greatest girlfriend you could have. Once you have a Malea, you just never want to let her go. She has the confidence of a lion, and the humility of a humming bird. She is brave and headstrong. She is the most beautiful girl in the room. All the time. Once you have a Malea as your companion, you would never be drawn to cheat on her, she’s just that perfect. She will remain loyal to you, and will never quit on you as long as you don’t quit on her. If you have a Malea to call your own, you have the most valuable treasure on the planet.

“I have the best girlfriend in the world”

“Really?? Who?”

“Malea”

“Damn bro, you really winning.”

by Chatty 1 September 13, 2022

mablean

A TV judge who started her role on the Emmy nominated arbitration based reality court show, divorce court which made its first debut on September 14, 1999. She has been the presiding judge over divorce court from 1999 until her departure in late 2006 early 2007.

Hey Jean: Judge mablean divorce court is about to come on at 1 o’clock on TV one. She started her role in divorce court in 1999 until 2007.

by Pjudge November 19, 2022

maildaddy

A very attractive mailman.

I saw a maildaddy on my walk around town and found myself wishing he would stuff that big package inside my box.

by BadMomsClubxxx March 29, 2023

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Boomerang Mailer

Someone who always uses the reply/forward box at the bottom of an E-mail,regardless how irrelavent the original mail is.

I sent Steve Martin this mail a month ago, what does new E-mail have to do with that? What a boomerang mailer this guy is.

by PeteyBarbarossa March 12, 2012