Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024
The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.
Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH
by Dudeguyperson3 November 16, 2013
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Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.
by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013
they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022
"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
One of the mosquitos.
by P4RZ1V4L March 23, 2018
by cannabass November 23, 2022