melitta

Is the an absolute best person you could ever. She is kind and strong. She probably has a friend named Sydney who is apart of LGBTQ +.

She is gorgeous and never gives up. She loves animals and probably has several pets. She loves the color black and is so stylish. She is also pretty boy crazy. She has NO flaws. What so ever. And is basically a saint. She helps her friends find love.

Melitta is a god and has no flaws.

by Jasmine marag June 23, 2020

militia

An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.

The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.

by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

anti-military

A bunch of idiots who believe that getting rid of our military will make the world stop hating us.

The anti-military hippies went around spitting on the troops. The next day, the US was attacked by a hostile nation and guess where the hippie was......hiding behind the military that he despises so much.

by asewland13 May 31, 2011

Fork Union Military Academy

A school in the middle on fucking no where and dip is the drug. It teaches you how to live with gays and how to be the best dick sucker. One important skill that is taught is how to masturbate without waking up your roommate. You learn to get around everything in life and how to hide fairly large items on your bod, cough cough.. there are too many ignorant niggers and weird ass white kids. takes away you freedom, social life and childhood memories and replaces them with images of naked guys staring at the bar of soap you just dropped on the shower floor. You learn to make a necklace that holds your soap after that terrifying experience. no bitches just a bunch of horny guys trying to organize a circle jerk. its a wonderful school :).

Fork Union Military Academy sucks.

by joe blows hard January 27, 2013

Military Wife

Legally allowed to screw with government property.

Only a military wife...

by Surgtech April 14, 2015

american military

The most elite top notch military thier is in the world beats Russian pussies

The American military ?

Yeah bro thier the best!

by ralphiee69Mee April 27, 2014

metal militia

Group of hardcore metal fans, not pussy-metal hair-band fans, but real hardcore metal-music fans. Often spotted sporting riveted armbands, black leather trenchcoats, heavy metal-plated boots and long, black hair. Will frequently haedbang, play air-guitar and do the metal/satan hand-sign.

Dude, with that totally gay pink shirt, I'd try to avoid the metal milita over there if I were you.

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004