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MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing
Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024
by уour mum October 23, 2024
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Laugh MM

Laugh MM; or Laugh “Middleman”

A/K/A Ryan Verdict

Laugh MM is a poor ass nigger wannabe Middleman who not only can barely speak english, but has the highest percentage of deals failed as a “trusted” middleman in com.

His project @DealWithCaution failed once it was found out he was a prominent child pornography distributor on the app, “Telegram”.
“Hello, can I buy your instagram 4 char for $50?”

“Sure, how about using Laugh MM to facilitate the deal?”

“Hell nah, fuck that stinky nigger pajeet, can we use someone who isn’t a fucking retard such as @Cool MM?”

“Haha, sure, you’re right I think Laugh also sells CP anyways”.
by Laugh MM December 17, 2024
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mm

"hop on mm"
"ok"
by ivlaineis February 7, 2025
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ts mms

This made me smile
you: *sees a video of a cute puppy*
you: ts mms ❤️
by penguwatch March 3, 2025
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mm

boy 1 : come fight him

boy 2 : mm , i don’t wanna fight him
by lap dancer May 28, 2023
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ts mms

An acronym used in texting.

this shit makes me soft

similar to: ts pmo (this shit piss me off)
Person 1: Bro, we have our finals next week
Person 2: bruhhh ts mms
by aapqorjwnalspfpwooqs March 25, 2025
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MM

Saying someone not measured by cm, just mm. (could mean any measurements: height, dick length, etc.)
MM was sleeping!! MM was eating!!
by fattylizzo February 29, 2024
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