Michigan Bowler

When you approach a man from behind and play his balls with your index and middle finger while penatrating your thumb up his anus.

He'll give me a Michigan Bowler I'll never forget.

by Patricio Bernard DeGouveia December 10, 2006

Pure Michigan

When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )

" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"

by Milicigan Man November 14, 2009

michigan pretty

Pretty for a northern girl, with her features possibly obscured by a large down coat. A northern girl who is pretty, but you can't be too certain of it.

Being in Austin it was easy. But now that I'm in Lansing, I don't see anything but Michigan pretty - and, Man, that's risky!

by Caffeine and Irony December 6, 2005

michigan state

the greatest college ever cant wait to go to. the hottest guys go there and their just plain awsome

i love michigan state

by Jessica May 2, 2004

michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

by Exhortera November 1, 2007

University of Michigan

the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football

u of m is the shit bitch

by Braylon Edwards April 18, 2005

University of Michigan

A once good Football College that now has terrible Coaches that get fired every other year nad cannot recruit any decent players.

University of Michigan has not even been to a National Championship since 1997.

by knotalther January 29, 2015