Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it

You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!

by SofBoi December 26, 2017

Mississippi Fusion

Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)

Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.

Mississippi Fusion:

flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).

(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.

I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.

by da ‘burban bab¥ February 21, 2020

mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina

"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"

by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017

Mississippi Hiccup

Farting in a small enclosed space in an emergency room

Brian Mississippi hiccuped at the charge desk and ran everybody out of intake!

by Nightshift Reaper June 22, 2017

mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

mississippi mudhole

Its better than a butthole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole

by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016