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nice mississippi

A phrase that usually refers to a person's ass starting from the top of the ass and runs all the way down the legs to the toes. Sort of like the Mississippi river.
The girl with the pink shirt has a nice mississippi.
by funnyguy415 July 3, 2018
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hurley, mississippi

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!
Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.
by Darai M. Spencer October 2, 2019
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Mississippi hello

Putting a bottle of beer on your middle finger then proceeding to hit someone with it
You better shut your mouth before I give you a Mississippi Hello!
by SofBoi December 26, 2017
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mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
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Mississippi Hiccup

Farting in a small enclosed space in an emergency room
Brian Mississippi hiccuped at the charge desk and ran everybody out of intake!
by Nightshift Reaper June 22, 2017
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mississippi longwater

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.
by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017
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mississippi mudhole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole
by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018
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