Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone
Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
by GanstaSlime March 14, 2021
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mississippi stew

When one busts a fatty and the majority of the load lands and pools in one's belly button
After a hard day's work I relieved myself and ended up with a fresh bowl of Mississippi stew
by Neckbeardmcautism January 28, 2018
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Mississippi Stew

Combining random food items (or other objects) into one concoction. Can be consumed or just created for aesthetic purposes.
Jeff: Ayo get some pepper and mayo to add to the Mississippi Stew

Richard: I got some eggs and fruit punch too

Winter: I'll get the coco puffs and shredded cheese
by 🅱oston Ross July 19, 2021
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Mississippi Fusion

Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)

Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.

Mississippi Fusion:

flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).
(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.

I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.
by da ‘burban bab¥ February 22, 2020
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Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 03, 2021
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Mississippi Mio

Mississippi Mud Beer(it's smooth and less than bitter) with some Mio "Drink Enhancer" in it. Mango Peach is the original flavor Mississippi Mio
I had some Mango Peach Mississippi Mio now I'm buzzing hard!
by The_Grey_Ghost May 03, 2011
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mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina
"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"
by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017
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