Person 01: These crips are a hella military up in here!
Person 02: Yeah a urban military, feel me man?
Person 01: I feel ya!
Person 02: Yeah a urban military, feel me man?
Person 01: I feel ya!
by That Nigga Trippy October 14, 2017
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by The Adeptus Ministorum July 20, 2020
Get the Astra Militarum mug.A group inside of Roblox that calls itself a military, and operates like one (used loosely, very disorganized compared to ACTUAL militaries). Examples could include The Red Army, Roblox Assault Team, Chaos Legion (barely), etc. Look at Fandom for an actual list of some.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Da Hood got raided?
Person 2: Yeah, I think a Roblox Military Group did it, maybe the Chaos Legion.
Person 2: Yeah, I think a Roblox Military Group did it, maybe the Chaos Legion.
by Manovisor March 12, 2023
Get the Roblox Military Group mug.Minitruck - a small compact truck that looks good on air bags layed the fuck out on the ground. nowadays, it is not uncommon to see a minitruck with wheels larger then 20 inches and still laying on the ground. minitrucks sole purpose is to drag and make as many sparks as humanly possible. Real men drive minitrucks, and real minitrucks kick ass
by Numatik September 28, 2008
Get the minitruck mug.Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.
Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.
by hirish February 18, 2011
Get the Manitoba mascara mug.1.) When military personnel's language becomes so riddled with profanity it can no longer be considered proper human communication.
2.) The theory that all curse words were created in conjunction with military service.
2.) The theory that all curse words were created in conjunction with military service.
Sergeant Doucher got so pissed off he had a militourettes episode, i think he may have invented a new curse word.
by explodie December 6, 2011
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Me: "I don't think wars and violence are the right solution."
Militard: "Shut the fuck up your fucking hippie! Stop living in a world of rainbows and unicorns and learn to fucking respect our great, heroic army which protects our lives every day and salute the beautiful flag of our magnificent country! Ffs the people are so sensitive pussies nowadays."
Militard: "Shut the fuck up your fucking hippie! Stop living in a world of rainbows and unicorns and learn to fucking respect our great, heroic army which protects our lives every day and salute the beautiful flag of our magnificent country! Ffs the people are so sensitive pussies nowadays."
by LukeRaven April 15, 2018
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