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Coach Mike 

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.
"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"
Coach Mike by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017
A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.
Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!
poop mike by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

Right Hand Mike 

A task that takes 30 seconds to complete; usually pleasureful.
Homie#1: Hey bro, wanna Pasz?
Homie#2: Sorry bro i can't, i'm performing a right hand mike.
Homie#1: Yoyo, sorry bruh, you can fosho do that and I guess I will come back in 30 seconds!
Homie#2: Yessir! Come back to see the afterman of my right hand mike!
Homie#1: Aight, can't wait my main man!!

Mike is gay 

The gayest person alive and is the head guy at bongo bobs. He the gayest of all gays.
Mike is gay!
Mike is gay by Bongo Bobs June 11, 2012

Mike Will Made It 

Music produced by Michael Len Williams II or Mike Will, whose stage name is Mike WiLL Made-It. His record production company is Ear Drummer Records.
*Mike Will Made It* "That girl is a real crowd pleaser...."
Mike Will Made It by sarda68 January 27, 2017

Mike monfee 

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.
Man you remind me of a mike monfee
Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019