that removable piece of plastic that comes on all liquor bottles that makes it really hard to chug off the bottle
her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
by smimic7 January 14, 2009
Get the anti-chug mechanism mug.Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008
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Get the mechanically seperated chicken mug.When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.
One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.
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Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011
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Get the Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast mug.Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”
by frankierosguitar_ September 12, 2020
Get the riding the mechanical bull mug.My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
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