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Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.
Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"
by Red1917 May 30, 2022
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Massacre

When someone kills someone in a brutal way and continues to kill millions of other people in even more brutal and creative ways!
News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...

Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!

Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!

Person: AHHHHH!
by Ilikecatshehe October 22, 2022
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Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019
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Nanjing Massacre

Deadly massacre in which the Japanese Empire brutally and relentlessly killed over 300,000 Chinese civilians and POWs when finding undercover soldiers.
We should all commemorate the Nanjing massacre and its 300000 innocent victims.
by supersevenkt November 15, 2025
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