A guy with a giant bush who always shows it in public. He always talks about sticking his ballsac in people's faces and his schlong in girls mouths and assholes. He also makes up songs about girls that he fanticises about.
by moneymace April 16, 2009
Get the Masonmug. To be so fat that you are mistaken as a beached whale. Can actually be used to refer to beached whales as well, mostly just real fat kids.
by annanomous December 29, 2007
Get the Masonmug. A very rude gay guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend. He is a feminist. He accuses people that they are bullying him when he’s the real bully. He also thinks he’s so cool with his headphones on all the time but he’s lying to himself
Mason is a bully
by Brotado for life March 31, 2019
Get the Masonmug. Get the Masonmug. by I'mason October 11, 2009
Get the masonmug. ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.
Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.
If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
by 5 Knights Templar Master Masons January 1, 2007
Get the Masonsmug. To be a total doucefag and fatass who is capable of a gravitational pull, and also will whack-off right by a friend.Also know to/sucks chode.
by Qwertymaster January 22, 2009
Get the Masonmug.