Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

Apparitional Corporate Leadership

Normally unseen leaders who make most of the major decisions in a dysfunctional corporation. These people appear based on what's in it for them but are completely clueless about ordinary work in the corporation. Like a Department of Apparitions on the top floors of a corporation.

I don't know, somebody up there in Apparitions. You know, the Department of Apparitional Corporate Leadership upstairs.

by chaptj August 5, 2010

junaid-bin-laden

The most sexiest person alive. When you see him you will wank all over him until you start jizzing out blood. The only relative from the direct lineage of Osama still alive.

WOW, she’s such a Junaid-bin-laden

by SEXY-BIN-LADEN November 23, 2018

Qi Qi Ladee

Eshay lad

Aye, this cunt's a qi qi ladee aye?

by penis power December 5, 2020

skunk team leader

The skunk team leader is the head of the Skunk Team, which is a group of people who can't, or didn't catch a fish.

Did you hear? there's a new skunk team leader outta New York! He got skunked again!

by Riggitybop March 1, 2021

I Starscream am now leader of the decepticons

Starscream When He Kills Megatron-Usually Doesn't Last Long.

Starscream: I Starscream am now leader Of The decepticons
Megatron:I'm Alive!

by Nerdy-Weirdo January 15, 2022

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022