liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.

Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."

by mrbean34 March 29, 2014

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Liver botherer

A particularly lengthy john thomas, langer, todger, willy, ding-dong, or wotsit, which reaches as far as your lover’s liver.

“You’re walking a bit funny, is your stomach okay?”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”

by DCor January 20, 2023

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kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

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liver

to deliver a kick directly into someone's liver

If you don't stop talking shit I'll liver you.

by blancadillo January 25, 2023

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Lambs Livers

Canadian Author, who at the age of 26 murdered his biological father ( Steven Livers ) for stealing a book idea. Lambs Livers subsequently sold the story for a lump sum of cash.

Lambs Livers is now serving out a 15 year prison term for 2nd degree murder in Kingston, Ontario.

by Sandra Olms October 21, 2008

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