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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
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Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).
Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...
by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021
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liver slices

1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver
wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???
by SETHMU February 19, 2009
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Hunky shrek stole my liver

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022
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Liver Drowning

Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
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Liver Emperor

A true gamer that has sacrificed a ridiculous amount of time to achieve greatness in gaming, at the expense of the health of their guts.

Which is something that rarely ever succeeds. Don't waste your entire life on games, kids.

The term is a translation from the Chinese term 肝帝.
Soon enough, Lin Yuan got matched with an opponent on the 24th floor and checked his opponent’s personal information card.


Name: Wang Shuai

Spirit Qi Occupation: Defense-type Professional

Duel Record: Duels: 1557, Wins: 790, Losses: 767, Highest Floor: 31


Lin Yuan silently raised his brows. I got matched with a Liver Emperor! He has actually fought 1557 duels!

- Fey Evolution Merchant (Chapter 183)
by Zitialien October 26, 2025
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jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.
Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.
by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020
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