listen bro

You use this as a slang word to use to tell people something.

Guy 1: listen bro what lesson we got next man
Guy 2: I think maths init!

by The slang helper! June 15, 2017

Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.

You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"

by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008

C-listing

Creating a top 100 list of any concept, idea or group of things. To C-list is a verb and the C-list is a noun. The c can be a capital or a small c.

I am C-listing my 100th word on Urban Dictionary today.

by kat51 April 14, 2009

active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

linton

Any person who is insane or obsessed with hitler.

Watch out for that linton kid, he might try to eat you alive.

by Patrick4444 December 8, 2006

listos

The short version, summary of a long post/paper/article

From the post Listos always asking for a shorter version

<person A posts 3 page science article>
<person B posts "Listos?">
<percon C posts 3 sentence summary of article>

by Daetrin April 24, 2004

non-listener

1.One that gets their ear talked off by a subject that they could care less about, therefore, they pretend to listen by using certain words that make it sound like they're listening but in fact they are not paying attention at all.

2.Someone who spends their life in their own little world and just grasps one or two words from a conversation to throw back so people actually think they were listening. They actually have no idea what anyone was talking about nor do they care.

Guy/Girl says: "I'm so glad that I got to talk to you right now because there are so many thing that you must hear about in my life right now."

Non-listener guy/girl says: " Mmm Hmm Mmm Hmm I Understand.

Girl/Guy says: " Do you really."

Non-listener guy/girl says: "I think I do"

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009