Abraham Lincoln High School

A performing arts high school located in the Rose Garden, a suburb in San Jose, California.

Home to the national renowned drama and dance team (BITCO and Convertibles)

Has surprisingly high test scores, considering how ghetto the students are.

Notable alumni -

Courtney Bryan, NFL player for the Miami Dolphins

Megan Dirkmaat, 2004 Summer Olympics silver medalist; Rowing

Anjelah Johnson, comedian best known for her work on MAD TV

Bud Ogden, NBA player for the Philadelphia 76ers

Ralph Ogden, NBA player for the San Francisco Warriors

Student 1: Hey where do you go to High School?

Student 2: I roll wit all meh homies ova 'n Dana Avenue. You feel me, bro?

Student 1: You mean Abraham Lincoln High School?

Student 2: No shit sherlock.

by Switch' January 8, 2012

Arch linux user

A person who uses arch Linux on their computer, thinks they are superior to everyone else. Very rude to everyone and repels every woman in a 95-mile radius.

new linux user: how do i fix this bug?
Arch linux user: Get lost. Read the fucking manual you idiot! Very easy to fix.
ubuntu user: this is my setup
Arch linux user: bruh imagine using ubuntu💀💀💀

by Coolboy300 June 7, 2023

lincoln log

big old turds, so solid you could stack them.

by Abraham June 30, 2003

Lincoln tunnel

The gaping orifice that results from vigorous anal sex with a well-endowed partner

Don't go out with Andre! That boy Lincoln Tunneled me!

by Free rides on the KAB November 12, 2005

Linus Tech Tips

an awesome Canadian YouTuber who does cool things with pc's like stick 2 in one case and makes everything better by adding RGB.

Me: Hey, did you see the latest Linus Tech Tips video?
Friend: Oh yeah it was awesome he water cooled the fastest mac on the planet

by linusfan January 15, 2020

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by Jacob May 6, 2004

Lincoln High School

A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.

Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.

I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!

by RiseUpPortland October 26, 2009