Lindsay Lefthand

The name for your missused masturbation hand.
"Damn i was beating off for so long my hand gave out."
"So did you have to use Lindsay Lefthand"
by Nakarithemacc August 18, 2011
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A case of the Lindsays

When an otherwise straight girl has a few too many and starts to hit on her unsuspecting girlfriends
Superman: "So you think you have a chance to repeat offend with Cat Woman tonight?"

Batman: "No, someone switched her tequila rose for tequila and now she can't keep her paws off Wonder Woman"

Superman: "Sounds like someones got a case of the lindsays
by mynoduespsymmij May 26, 2012
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Lindsay Taracks

A beautfiul girl that is in a relationship with an ahdorable boy. They are great together.
The boy is sweet kind and funny and the girl is cute happy and loves to cuddle.=) they live in Utah.
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lindsay lohan

Lesbian, drug/alcoholic, slut, skank, looser, wiener, bitch, mother fucker!!!
me: hey lindsay,,, are...are you smoking and drinking and doing drugs and making out with your girlfriend and...and showing boys your pussy and nipples????

lindsay lohan: maybe.....ok you caught me!!!
by janee green June 09, 2009
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Lindsay Lohan

Cocaine.

-This is urban dictionary, not wikipedia.. everyone knows who Lindsay Lohan is..
I got that white girl, that lindsay lohan, and all you gotta do is ask lindsay lohan, and if you like that blow, then gurl i blow mines... im fresh outa christina but i got that britney spears.. ya dig? I got that white lady so im dirvin ms daisy and 2 grand flat getcha four and a baby. - lil wayne, white girl remix
by john2228 February 12, 2010
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Lindsay Lohan

Losers say, "Ooooh look, its Lindsay Lohan and her gal pals running across the red carpet at the MTV awards."

Normal People say, "Whore alert! I hope nobody slips on that cunts snail trail."
by I So Visionary June 09, 2010
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Lindsay Lohan

A dyke.
Jenna: Who's that dyke?

Brian: It's Lindsay Lohan.

Jenna: Oh.
by Mystery Dink February 20, 2009
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