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Lindsay Lohan

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009
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A girl that is a fat cow and tries to get all the attention she can. No one likes her. She can't getr over herself or her ex. She stalkes her ex boyfriend and his girlfriend. A girl that needs the crap beat out of her. She is a slut and is a hoe. Has a boyfriend from a different state. But yet even though she has a boyfriend she has to stalk her ex and be a bitch. She is a stuck up bitch that like to be a starfish and lay on her back all day and she is a blow fish. Fucking her and like fucking a board.
Boy: "See that girl over there?"
other boy: " Yeah."
Boy: "Fucking her is like fucking a board"
Other boy: "She looks like a cow"
Boy: "She must be a Lindsay"
Other boy: "MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by monkeyballs123456789 November 26, 2010
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A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke
Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.
by iheartfast September 8, 2010
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The biggest bitch ever. She is an ugly person, inside and out. Is jealous of everyone who is prettier than her...which is everyone! looks like a butthole. seriously, hate her. she is also fat. She is a two-faced person.
Friend-I hate her, i mean she i love her...

Me-wow, don't be a LINDSAY!

Friend-I wouldn't be able to live with myself if i was a LINDSAY.
by hatedumbbitches December 18, 2011
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Dont be a lindsay, UD is only good to look up sex positions
by Sw3ns March 11, 2021
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A lindsay is a man that likes to rub his belly while he does his job. Some belive it is due to the man thinking they are pregant however latest study conducted by unsw has found it is because of the overweight of the person. They Usally struggle to run because of the belly going up and down rapidly.
"Look at that lindsay" said ruben
"They keep rubbing their belly" john said
"It is the biggest lindsay I have seen" I said
by Limdsayboy October 2, 2014
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A controlling, needy pshycotic, ignorant slut. A bitch. Lindsays are often socially awkward unless around people they know. Lindsays can make wonderful friends. That is, until they get in a relationship. Once they are in a relationship their fun, easy going attitude completely disappears. Lindsays where the pants in all relationships. Really the only thing keeping the relationship together is great sex due to a gross amount of experience. If your dating a Lindsay you don't get to see your friends unless she is there, or else be prepared for a bitch fest.
"Dude why don't we ever see our friend anymore?" "He's dating a lindsay."
by Hogfarm March 15, 2015
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