The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
by Xtan Lee October 14, 2015
doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
by ranman92509 September 30, 2011
When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"
by Mr. Poopy Butthole April 16, 2016
a skinny girl that thinks she has thunder thighs but she really doesn't, she actually has lightning thighs
by Rynosaurous July 27, 2009
Quite the album. Except for one song, all of them are quality. The exception is Fight Fire With Fire. Ya. In my opinion tied for Metallica's second best album with the black album, and behind Master of Puppets. However, It has my two fave Metallica songs being Fade to Black and For Whom the Bell Tolls. But all of the songs are amazin, you just never listen to them. The title song is amazin.
by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005
A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.
<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.
by Carzand March 04, 2007
When you're gettin head from a lady and you pull out at the last moment without fair warning and jizz right in her fukin face. All she sees is dat der White Lightning.
You should of seen the WHITE LIGHTNING treatment I gave Ann the other day, soon as I was ready to blast I pulled outta her mouth and sprayed her like a fire hydrant, she never saw it cumin LOL right in the fukin face! BOOM HEAD SHOT PROTEINS EVERYWHERE MAN
by Francesco Dellamorte August 09, 2010