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The greatest man to have ever walked the earth. It is said that no one can beat him in anything including the one they call “adster” LightPro is so above everyone that he is in a league of his own.
Have no fear because LightPro is here
by LightPro October 20, 2020
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Lightey

1.) A simple word to describe the immense attractiveness of a member of the opposite sex.

2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.

It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"

"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.

All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.
Whilst at the beach as a hot girl walks past, just turn to your friend and subtley (or not so subtley, depending on your style), whisper "lightey", while nodding in her direction.

After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"
by Fred Olsen July 20, 2010
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Lightening Gender

Also known as 'storm gender' or 'thunder gender', lightening gender (under the Weather-Gender spectrum) is a gender that exposes itself during storms or spouts of lightening. The more frequent the lightening or stronger the storm, the stronger this gender feels.
A bolt of lightening struck the feel by Khalid's house, 2 minutes later again another bolt of lightening struck and the rain grew stronger, it was then Khalid knew he was Lightening Gender
by FemPolice August 3, 2017
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kyle lightner

A retarded cow who plays destiny all day.
by Charles43 February 26, 2015
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lightee

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the lightee
Guy 2: ye man, I got you
by ManwithTheguy November 15, 2013
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Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018
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Lighted

The candle lighted the desk up
by T+R December 4, 2018
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