Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

eggo my leggo

It's leggo my eggo, but backwards. Why did you search this?

"EGGO MY LEGGO", no, it's "LEGGO MY EGGO"

by alecbelle December 3, 2019

Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 25, 2007

Lego stepping

Leggo stepping is one of the most painful processes on this earth. If it lodges directly into your foot then you will probably curse everyone you've ever known.

lego stepping is like stepping on a nail. Yeah! That bad!

by I hate legos! March 20, 2012

leggo

Contraction of "let go", used as an exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, this word was not invented by rappers. It appeared 50 years earlier, on page 45 of "Asterix the Gaul" in 1961. In the frame, A Roman soldier protests when Asterix grabs him by his (magically long) beard.

Asterix (singing): Curlylocks, curlylocks, wilt thou be mine?
Roman soldier: LEGGO!

by Duvel 71 July 10, 2015

Lagoon

noun

a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style

"Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul."

by Gilby and Mahoney February 18, 2005

I hope you step on a lego

A phrase to use in response to any argument

Person 1: We're not friends any more.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I hope you step on a lego!
Person 1: *gasps*

by Ehh... it's ok December 27, 2016