Lawn Tractor Limbo 

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.

I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.

Lawn Tractor Limbo by Kalisiin June 18, 2014

lawn service 

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

lawn service by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

lawn sign land mine 

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

lawn sign land mine by viJilance December 2, 2015

lawn sweeper 

It's a fucking rake Jason. You want a fucking rake.

Anyone have one of those things to sweep the lawn and get rid of my leaves like a lawn sweeper or something ?

lawn sweeper by Divamergency June 5, 2016

lawn daddy 

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

lawn daddy by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

Lawn Locked 

Completely surrounded by suburbs.

Shit man yous lawn locked.

Lawn Locked by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017

lawn pig 

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.

Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.

lawn pig by Wocky July 25, 2017