Laner

A Laner is a term meaning a mad animal such as a cow where they outlandishly attack human beings or other cows. Usually they are known for moving in a stampede. When there is food present, they go even more crazy and often this develops into Mono.

That Laner went crazy and chased me down the hall sceaming mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

by Debbie Connolly April 7, 2003

laser pig

1- a stuffed pig which makes funny grunting noises when hit against walls or other people's heads.

2- a source of great amusement

"Dude, chuck me laser pig"

"No he's my laser pig"

(Insert physical battle for the control of the small pink pig here)

by theloaffamily April 10, 2010

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009

Brock Lesner

A fuckin faggitte who beats up handycapped people then raps them, he also cheats to win matches cos he is so crap and will never b near as good as our olympic hero Kurt Angle!

im brock lesner and i might go beat up this handycapped boy then ejaculate in his ass

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

laser bop

getting bop from a laser

dude, I just got laser bop.

by donkeyswamp January 18, 2009

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007