Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

liquid actor

Liquid actor is a background actor normally in a porn scene, he is not the main actor and is unable to penetrate the female. He can however, hang out in the background and masturbate or touch a boob.

John: Rail...you never have a cold one with the boys anymore..whats up with that?
Rail: Im sorry bro...I just started this new job and its very demanding...im a full time liquid actor now...
John: Oh thats sweet! I want to be a liquid actor too!!!!

by International Men of Leisure June 18, 2018

liquid suicide

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.

Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

Peepeepoopoo liquid

The liquid that splashes on your ass cheeks after a piece off poo hits the water. This liquid has your piss and fecal matter it in.

"My peepeepoopoo liquid went into my ass crack when i took a massive shit"

by snowy4_ February 11, 2022

liquid meth

5 hour energy mixed with a redbull, chased by a shot of espresso.

It will most likely kill you.

"We dared David to try some liquid meth. He got an engineering degree in 3 days, then his chest caved in and he bled caffeine."

by LoveDumpster December 17, 2013

Liquid Ace

Liquid Ace is the colloquial term to define a poop that is hot, entirely liquid, and mostly painless. Whilst in some cases there may be splashback requiring several wipes, or residual spicyness on the anus, the term Liquid Ace is inclusively used to define hot, liquidy poop regardless of other factors.

Adjectives may be inserted to further exemplify the characteristics of this particular Liquid Ace. For example "Steaming Liquid Ace", "Extra spicy Liquid Ace", "Scalding yellow Liquid Ace".

"Oh, man. This morning? Steaming hot Liquid Ace. Don't know where it came from, but it was super satisfying"

by Supreme_kicker_of_dongs January 30, 2016

Liquid Sadness

The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.

Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.

by JS-Shitter April 8, 2016