Lawlsauce

Having created so much laughter, a bottle of "lawlsauce" is spawned.

Such a term is used when there is extreme laughter with or at someone.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LAWLSAUCE WITH THAT OWNAGE?

or

Hang on, I need to get a bottle of lawlsauce.

by Leor D. February 7, 2008

Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.

Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010

wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours

You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!

by Britlyn December 8, 2013

The Lawson

The act of licking another persons asshole

Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson

by holyjesusomg June 22, 2010

taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch

Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.

by Rambozzle May 10, 2011

A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE

A lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it's walls damp with infestation. Professor Rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside Charlies Chauliflower Wonky Factory.
Making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
Rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. You can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
The design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the Australian outback by his alter-ego Australian Ted.

the grubs grubs are vagina flowers that people pollenate by having sex with them.

1)"GRUB IN THE ELEVATOR, GRUBBING IT UP TIL WE HIT THE GROUND"
2) MMM A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
3)
Australian Ted: "so dude you comin out tonight?"
Professor Rhymölinkinstein: "nah dude...i'm getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight"
Australian Ted: "ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious"

by ANEMALost March 27, 2010

Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014