D.H.L.L.

Dry Humpin' Liquor Lovers

Definition: A small band of wayward hotties that can generally be found on a pontoon boat in the neighbourhood of Coboconk "Coby".... Although sightings are rare, you will know you're near the gang when hints of bacon mixed with brownies and alcohol are in the air. Approach cautiously unless equipped with coolers and "bud".

Origin: Bleutered

Evidenced in the D.H.L.L. Motto:

Ditties afloat,
strong winds own the "toon"
D.H.L.L. rides again.

by Suit Wedgie April 27, 2006

D.I.L.F

Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Sara: Wow, He's 42????
Meg: yeah, he's a total D.I.L.F

by Gizzo June 21, 2006

L.A.P.D.

Lost And Pants Down

I was drunk and LAPD'd

by Sped November 19, 2003

D.O.L.

Acronym for dog on lap

I have D.O.L. so I can't get up and answer the phone. Works well with my husband.

by LettingGo June 12, 2009

L.A.T.D.B

a fun little game in which you look at some guy in some public place that is the definition of douchebag, and you say out loud. "look at that douche bag!"

but the point of the game here is to say it louder and louder each time it is said, just dont get yourself killed

Steve: *walking through the mall* oh man that mama's boy we just passed looks like he needs his ass kicked. L.A.T.D.B?

Bob: look at that douchbag!! i totally called it

Steve: hey wangster alert two o'clock. LOOK AT THAT DOUCHBAG!

Bob: damn bro that was loud dont get us beat up

Steve: dont be a douchebag...

by jacktherogue November 28, 2009

D.I.L.B.

"Dad I'd Like to Bang"
less harsh, female version of MILF

Jude Law is a total D.I.L.B.

by FishnetChantal March 22, 2008

D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's

Now he's my kind of DILF

by cisco October 23, 2003