Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom

Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom

by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 8, 2022

Kris

Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :

"psst , kris, I love you hehe"

by Feral_Cro March 11, 2023

kris

WANTS TO EAT DICK

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

Kris russel

Kris russel is a guaranteed nhl mvp season after season because of his godlike shot blocking skills and his silky scoring ability

Oh is that kris russel ? He is so sexy and good at hockey

by Ehehdhdh August 28, 2019

Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.

I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!

by Aceofspader March 26, 2024

kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 25, 2019