Kiwi sads 

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

Kiwi sads by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023

Kiwi kichi 

Gay and European tik tok user obsessed with witch's heart

"You're gay, European, and obsessed with witch's heart. You're such a kiwi kichi"

Kiwi kichi by UwU is still valid September 8, 2023

Kiwi clap 

When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.

It was great except the kiwi clap.

Kiwi clap by Buddy's Gay July 28, 2011

kiwi fox 

A fluffy green fox who is friends with Majira Strawberry

Dude1: do you know kiwi fox?

Dude2: Kill yourself furfag

kiwi fox by Dototsogdsotgiz May 28, 2019

kiwi wanker 

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

kiwi wanker by Kyou January 25, 2005

kiwi fruit 

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

kiwi fruit by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005

kiwi monkey 

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

kiwi monkey by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015