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Fat Kids Sink Fast

fuckin' tight as shit band from oly washington
human #1: did you check out Fat Kids Sink Fast yesterday?
human #2: fuckin' yeah and they were tight as shit.... anyways hand over your wallet or i'll fucking kill you
human #1: wait a second what the fuck! when did this turn into a mugging? this was just supposed to be an example.
human #2: yeah and now its an example of a fatal stab wound to the gut. *stabs human #1*
human #3: holy shit! whats going on?!?!?!
human #1: its not what it looks like... *stabs human #3 and runs*
by meth head October 23, 2007
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Big D and the Kids Table

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...
Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.
by Elysse_e November 15, 2007
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kiddo

Someone who is at least slightly younger then you in age, but so aptly intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.
"Hey kiddo," Chris said to Allison as she wiggled her nose, bared her pearly whites and replied with "thwawattwat"
by buggaloo May 9, 2004
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kids react

A youtube series where children under 12 are given an old object that was widely used before their generation. Usually the kid has a negative opinion towards the object but on a rare occasion there is a positive reaction. The most infamous episode would be their reaction to the Nintendo Gameboy due to them saying they felt sorry for people back in the day. That episode enraged numerous people who grew up with the Gameboy.
Person 1: Hey did you see Kids react to gameboy?
Person 2: Yeah and it pisses me off that these little shits are insulting such a great system in preference to a fucking ipod.
Person 3: I am so angry that now I want to burn down an orphange and shove an itouch up all of those kids' asses!
by Cerebrate 1138 January 31, 2015
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YouTube Kids

An app for streaming endless dubious content to one's children on old cell phones no longer needed by their parents. While YouTube originally featured uploaded premium content for young audiences under 10 minutes in length - mostly famous cartoon shorts by Disney Pixar, Warner Bros., MGM, and other retro classics in their original format - the studios have since grown wise to their content being put out there and monetized by YouTubers rather than by themselves. In order to remedy this, YouTubers now have to make sure that premium content now has to be distorted in some way to be permitted on YouTube Kids be it presented in extreme close-up, as a clip with alternate intro/ending, inverted, or relegated to a small corner of the screen with stupid background graphics filling the other 3/4th of the video presentation.

Since familiar premium content has now by and large been removed from YouTube and YouTube Kids, it has become a repository of Eastern European CGI webjunk masquerading as popular kids cartoons containing psychotic or drug elements to terrify toddlers and people recording themselves spending 10 hours opening Pokemon Card packs.

Users intent on obtaining free premium content on the web have been compelled to turn to ever-dwindling warez sites instead to get retail DVD images of classic and latest releases thus circumventing YouTube Kids altogether.
No, Billy; I don't want you watching YouTube Kids. Last time I heard "Johnny, Johnny, Yes Papa", and "Wheels on the Bus" a dozen times with synthesizer soundtracks and graphics that will melt your brain.

Have you heard about the NY Times, Nov 4, 2017, article about the psycho Paw Patrol cartoon, “PAW PatrolBabies Pretend to Die Suicide by Annabelle Hypnotized", where some of the characters died crashing into a telephone pole and others walked off the roof after being hypnotized by a demon-possessed doll? You don't want your kids watching that! - Here, if you have a thumb drive, I'l put some Pixar shorts for them instead.

Jimmy, are you watching YouTube kids again? Give me the old phone so I can password-lock it! What the heck is this? Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse doing LSD? Turn it off!
by mta3000 April 20, 2018
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Stray kids

+omg stray kids is such a good group
- i know, they are clearly 4th generation leaders
by skzpe September 6, 2020
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