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Keendog

"to go rat mode and steal things from someone that has only helped you progress"
"bro i just keendogged this dude. im such a disgusting weasel and i hate myself"
by SlowBrain October 6, 2021
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A Sly Keenan

The action of neglecting someone when they converse with you on MSN Messsenger (Or any other popular messaging services - not sexually orientated as this phrase has different connotations in a sexual context).

This is true of when the 'sly' user is online and remaining silent (like a mouse, alpaca or sloth), but not so when the user blocks or deletes the other contact, or communicates verbally in any way.

This could be from either annoyance, fear, rebellion or even for fetish related reasons.

This phrase became used after British eccentric Keenan Fuller exploited the tactic (act of cowardice) in a string of MSN Messenger conversations.
A typical MSN conversation...
Michael Barrymore ; 'Cheggers do you suck your toes often, you flamingo shagger?'
...
(Cheggers becomes silent despite his status being 'Online')

The next day at the office...

Michael Barrymore; Hey Jeremy!
Jeremy Beadle; Hi mike you swine!
Michael Barrymore; Hows the marzipan ladder business going?
Jeremy Beadle; Well, you know, Delia Smith keeps eatin em dont she
Michael Barrymore; Bitch!
Chris Eubank; I say!

Michael Barrymore; Hey i asked Cheggers about the toesucking yesterday!
Jeremy Beadle & Chris Eubank in unison; What did he say!!!???
Michael Barrymore; Dunno - I was chatting to him on MSN and he suddenly went very quiet after i asked...
Chris Eubank; Ahh - you know what he did dontcha?
Jeremy Beadle: Well he did a sly Keenan on ya...
by Oliver Sanchez May 22, 2008
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Keene

A name of a shy but crazy teen girl who claims not to be mean and likes to eat beans. It is a rare occasion for her to be seen. She can also be known as Keene bean.
*Points* OH MY GOSH! LOOK ITS THE UNCOMMON KEENE FEEDING ON FRIED CHICKEN !
by ladedado May 25, 2010
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Keen

A tremendous word used when describing that something is good/tremendous. Often used alongside the word 'things' to create "keen things", as well used when describing a particular outlandish statement made by an individual.
"Hey Kels, want to go shoot some hoops and do some lay ups?"
"Keen!"

"Mick I think that Bynum is better at the post then Dwight these days."
"Sully that is a tremendously keen call!"

"Oi Sully, want to go drink beer and do some graff?"
"Yeah man! Keen things!"

"Yo Pac, want to go write some bars with six and smoke some j's?"
"Yeah gangster things!"
by Jeffman123 September 19, 2012
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keen

1. To be eager/enthusiastic about something.

2. A word that can be used instead of cool.

3. Sounds like the word keane which is the name of a really shit band.

4. A person who's real name is Mark Smith.... he's a twat.
"My god!! I am so keen to do this thing that i want to do!!"

"Dude, that tissue box is keen man."

"I went to see Keane in concert, they weren't keen, the were fucking awful."

"don't talk to Keen, he's a real twat... he comes up with bullshit replys that make no sense to every insult you throw at him."
by Smoulder March 13, 2005
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keent

that biatch was so short, but her keent was so nice.
by crowley February 13, 2004
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keen

Keen;a person who's keeps getting fucked by his girlfriend.
guy:hey,im horny lets get keen
girl:again?
guy:yeaa but your on top.
by iloveyouka October 15, 2011
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