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Kevin

Kevin is To uncontrollably shit your pants. It is hard to be a Kevin because you have to hide all of your shit stained underwear and pants. It sucks to be a Kevin and shit yourself all of the time.
by jstoru October 27, 2019
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Kevin

The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries
Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*
by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin will always be a Kevin.
by HellaFactsBro June 8, 2019
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kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.
Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.
by Teemo103 April 19, 2017
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Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did
Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"
by The Podcast December 17, 2016
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Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama
I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay
by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019
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Kevin

An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .
by Dk8686 May 21, 2020
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