Kettle

a small area in which demonstrators or protesters are confined by police seeking to maintain order during a demonstration.

"activists in the kettle were protesting at being held and resisting arrest"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023

Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.

"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".

by MD Wayne December 14, 2022

bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010