Taking a tomatoe from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!
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by Sherli Damelio January 11, 2021
Get the Ketchup mug.The event where if a food uses too much ketchup and someone considers it good, it is because they like the taste of ketchup and not the overall dish. This can also apply with other condiments like hot sauce.
The following meatloaf has been affected by the ketchup effect.
Dude 1: "Dang dude, this meatloaf is so good!"
Dude 2: "The hell are you talking about? This shit tastes like ketchup."
Dude 1: "Dang dude, this meatloaf is so good!"
Dude 2: "The hell are you talking about? This shit tastes like ketchup."
by BROOMROOMMAN November 10, 2020
Get the Ketchup effect mug.These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.
I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.
Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:
(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...
Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:
(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!
(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...
Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:
(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!
by Nova><Master October 29, 2006
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n: The act of squirting ketchup into ones anus, then lapping it up with one mouth and spitting it back out onto a cock, then shoving the cock covered ketchup into ones anus buns, then when finished, four people proceed to lick the remnants off in a whirlwind motion with their tongues.
Kyle: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me a ketchup whirlwind?"
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Kyle: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Kyle dear, I know."
Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"
Kyle: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."
Brian: "I know Kyle dear, I know."
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