Keith

A Keith,
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.

Me: Keith! You are so sexy
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?

by IiSaReDnEcKlOvEr September 6, 2013

Keita

Keita is a loving person she is funny, risk taker, crazy and lazy. Keita's love animals. It can be used for a boy and girl. Keita's are active and hate reading.

Person 1:Hey that girl is so funny!

Person 2: Yo she is a total Keita

by Jdjshfjs October 21, 2018

scuba keith

A scuba diver named Keith.

Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin

by THerrs June 20, 2004

keithed

The art of coming up empty handed after a full nights worth of effort with a lady. Spending the entire night full of conversation, then pillow talk till 5 a.m. without sealing the deal are all symptoms of being keithed.

from female... "He came home with me last night and I was ready to do him, but I got keithed" from male.... " I am going to give this girl a good keithing tonight"

by The Weedler March 21, 2009

Keizer

Keizer Oregon is the coolest place on earth. Just outside Salem it has a growing gang population as well as many other promising signs of flourishing.

Keizer sure is a dandy place to live! much better than that shit whole Portland.

by G Regulat0r February 24, 2010

Keith

Someone with a very strange sense of humour, usually someone who never gets round to moving out from his mums, tends to attract strange minx like creatures who worship the ground he walks on

minx: do you have your own place?
boy: No, I still live at home.
minx oh, your a Keith

by dayhater November 28, 2011

keizia

shy very quiet but when you get to know her shes is littttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get you a keizia

she acts like a keizia

by 1234345687 December 4, 2017