Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Karen is easily one of the best person on the planet. Gentle, generous, welcoming and a lot of others good things even tho sometimes she's kinda wack ngl. A bit of a Twilight and Harry Potter fan. Possesses bad traits to compensate : Annoying, kinda capable of making a fuss about anything, sort of a teaser(be prepared) and cat lover. A being full of contrast, but possesses such a charm that most of the time that you wouldn't mind her flaws too much. Quite of a hard worker and skilled in many areas such as singing, piano and ukulele but not dancing. Pretty bad at pretending and can easily be spotted when she tries to hide her emotions. Lovely and adorable, definetely a woman of choice who deserves way more than a guacamole.
I love you Karen
by Mitt1800 November 22, 2021
Get the Karenmug. 
a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not
yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is
by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.
by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019
Get the Karenmug. by HighVoltage2002 December 27, 2018
Get the Karenmug. Karen comes in after the divorce just to take the kids her and her bob cut want to speak to your manager because her food turned lukewarm because she left it instead of eating it
by I hate Karen January 7, 2019
Get the Karenmug.