Skin Knees 

A British cunt bucket who skinned is knees in kickball like a fucking retard.

Skin knees is overweight.

Skin Knees by Skin knees April 11, 2022

BBQ Knees

Is it when you spread bbq sauce on the back of your knees and then moan “hooooooooo yahhhhhh”

Hey, we doing BBQ knees this weekend?

BBQ Knees by PrinceYashua August 19, 2022

Wobbly knees 

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

Wobbly knees by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

getting the knees out 

The moment during a sporting event when anxiety reaches a critical mass, causing a spectator to pull on their pant legs to a point at which their knees become visible.

I had just walked into the bar and could tell the game wasn't going well. It was only the third quarter and Dean was already getting the knees out.

getting the knees out by YANNInotYANNI February 19, 2012

Graham Cracker Knees 

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

Graham Cracker Knees by tooleeky November 25, 2014

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

penguin's knees by anawesome1 July 10, 2016

get on my knees and kiss your toes 

as in beg for forgiveness

What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

get on my knees and kiss your toes by sweetness95926 May 31, 2016