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Karen

Karen is a very good looking and happy person if you are lucky enough to have Karen in your life. you will have the best life you can dream off. she is always there for you when you need her call her and she will be right there whenever an wherever you need her. she has brown hair and is very lovey to be around and can cheer up your day in one smile. she will often take the mic out of you but just know she will always be there for you.
by hi how are you boisssss April 25, 2019
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The one who is sick and tired of 'Karen tool the kids jokes' and would like to get through one day without being made fun of because of their name. She is an admirable young woman that tries to lighten the worse situation and is always there to lend an ear, but if you mess with her or her friends get ready for the beat down of your life. She has a cheery and kind of shy personality and LOVES anime and manga and just reading in general, she can sometimes be scary but has the best intentions. She can complain a lot but never mean it that way and is a hard and dedicated worker though most of the time she wants to lay back and rest, but will jump at the opportunity to help when needed. She can sometimes doubt her worth so if you ever meet a Karen smile you will make an amazing new friend that you can't get rid of once you do. She is scary protective like a mom basically.
You will never regret making a Karen a friend but you sure as hell will regret the day you make one an enemy so if you do sleep with one eye open and get ready for a fight with not just her but her protective friends too... I wish you the best of luck you're going to need it...
by Share smiles not hate :) October 9, 2019
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The most sweetest girl I’ve ever met Andreas the cutest laugh that makes you feel happy,she will fall in love with you and will be the loyalest
by IlyKaren July 14, 2019
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A Karen is a mother that is usually single and drives a mini van, controls what their children watch, and has a bad attitude all the time.
LET ME SPEEK TO THE MANAGER!!! Ok Karen.
by Noob master 69er February 11, 2021
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by Please do not the cat October 31, 2020
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Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
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A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022
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